2008年10月21日 星期二

偷泥(一)

金融海嘯引發一大片愁雲慘霧和杞人憂天性抑鬱,人們無論有否投資/投機都受到不同程度的損失。在老老實實從不買賣股票的,只懂存定期的人,辛苦經年儲蓄積累的強/公積金也會不見了一大截的今時今日,似乎人人都失常了......

每天翻閱報紙,投資失利欠債跳樓的人還不太多,反而一眾失常博客們的表現更令擔心。有的博客碍於知名度只能眼淚在心裹流,明顯地沒心情貼文了;有的博客少年時分就去了吃土豆卻突然貼起唐詩來;有的博客語無倫次,長長的文章不知道想表達什麼;有的博客都已經是中信泰富的年代了還在說雷曼的苦;有的博客很榮耀的張貼女友性感相片,卻原來還處於「如果成咗嘅我個謎就開估(都要問准佢),衰咗嘅我永世都唔講。」的階段;有的博客兒女雙全卻突然寫起辦公室 ;有的博客突然消聲匿跡(你還好嗎?);有的博客突然說「我結婚了」正準備恭喜卻原來是噩夢連連的思覺失調

眾人皆醉我當然也不能獨善其身,迷迷糊糊的我星期天帶了兩個身強力壯的朋友去偷泥,結果惹了一身蟻回來。


待續......

15 則留言:

  1. 唔,我個人好老實,擔泥唔偷食。

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  2. "有的博客都已經是中信泰富的年代了還在說雷曼的苦" <----很搞笑..HAHA

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  3. 好彩我一早已short,唔關雷曼事

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  4. 美人呀,

    妳哩篇文好攪笑呀, 笑屎我囉 ;)))))

    又, 咩野係偷泥呀 ??

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  5. HANA,
    我D錢多數用左去影相,所以沒甚麼損失...**!

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  6. 哈哈哈,真俾你激死!

    哩個浪我斗零都無輸過,唔係因為我叻,係因為我無興趣、無落場。

    我無失常呀!我嘅終局真係終局架,步上紅地氈嗰種,唔係霧水嗰啲。就算唔嚟個世俗儀式,都要共同生活,大家有一種息息相連的認定。

    所以我才這樣說,騎騎,邊個話我儍?我請佢食燒鵝!

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  7. 有的博客語無倫次,長長的文章不知道想表達什麼----

    这个是我了。

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  8. 我這些次級博客寫一篇要用幾個小時,股市上落千幾点也不過半小時,因此變成過期文章。

    什麼叫少年時分就去了吃土豆?

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  9. cm,嗯,你好老實...

    小瓶子:爛gag吖

    卡臣:唔通關你老婆事?

    過客:咪偷泥囉!

    Denzel Leung ,咦,你都冇公/強積金吖?

    校長:你呀,唔識好人心,我幫緊你推波助瀾吖加速成你美事吖!

    唔通你係公務員長俸受惠者?

    大口仔:你呢、你呢...

    量子:sorry哩個唔係你,1500蚊生菓金我完全睇得明喎!:)

    李小龍:鬼佬將土豆/馬鈴薯當飯食,即係去咗鬼佬地方生活。

    篤篤篤撐:夠鐘食藥了...

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  10. >>唔通你係公務員長俸受惠者?

    我知,公積金、投資壽險梗有損失,但那些錢基本不在我口袋,而且超長綫,我唔 count 落去咯!

    87年已經輸怕,又無乜樓運,所以都唔想玩。

    騎騎,撥行大揆扇,多謝你呀,請你飲茶!

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  11. 我都係長長文章都唔知寫乜, 睇怕我都係short+ 痴呆!

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  12. >有的博客突然消聲匿跡(你還好嗎?)
    is it me?

    anyhow
    update here

    The news is a bad one
    And I am sad, very sad
    I wish I could stay with this corporation
    which its vision I share, its direction I recognize
    however (and there is always a "however")

    so i have to turn to the other option
    actually this alternative is better in money terms
    but I don't feel happy about it
    I know I should have been thankful
    but it just can't be

    Seems to me that I will never know what life is going to show me and where I will be taken to
    I can't quite tell
    if I were gifted with the ability to rest myself in the powerful and determined arms of the mighty God
    and conform to the flowing stream
    I will feel better
    but it just can't be

    But please don't worry about me
    I am very resilient
    I will stay strong and manipulate my mentality
    MONEY MONEY MONEY
    From the first day I step into the door for my new appointment, I will make myself keep staring on the money and power and career ladder
    I will push myself together to forget all those things which I was once upon a time rated them as the essence of life
    Am I becoming a cashmere mafia? Not sure but let's see... shall I...

    what a bad/ blue day it is today...

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  13. 七+妹:你是聰穎又自信的女生,知道自己想要什麼,我不擔心你,只是會關心。

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